— Year Five · Preseason
Preseason Archive
Every artifact from the run-up. Kept live so the room can go back and check receipts.
01 · Draft
2026 Draft Results
All 224 picks. By round and by team. Fifteen keepers marked. Traded slots labeled by original owner.
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02 · Lottery
Draft Lottery
Live on Fri, Sep 4. Equal odds for all sixteen. Shelovesneezy on the clock at #1. Cincinnati Bengals closing at #16.
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03 · Keepers
Keeper Board
Sixteen manager cards with their declared keeper. X Bettors' repeat-year attempt voided by rule.
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04 · Trades
Picks Owned Tracker
Pre-draft trade snapshot from the commissioner. Who moved a pick, who gained one, ledger explained.
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05 · Rules
Keeper Rules
The keeper code. What counts, what doesn't, and the two-year cap that voided the Lamar Jackson repeat.
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06 · League
League Rules
Scoring, roster construction, trade deadline, and the two-division playoff format.
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07 · Commissioner's Board
Original Preseason Power Rankings
The rankings before keepers, trades and all 224 selections changed the league.
Permanent receipt. This board does not update once weekly rankings publish. Live post-draft rankings live on Commissioner's Desk.